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251 : Death Note : Matt Speaks by witegots 251 : Death Note : Matt Speaks by witegots
Matt's part time job should be to walk around hospitals keeping people in good spirits. Look at how good he is at it.

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Originally, I was trying to touch upon the subject of Mello's indestructible hair. It's been said time and time again, but I'll yelp about it once more:

Face + helmet + 'splosion = third-degree burns
Hair + nothing + 'splosion = not even a singe


Is Death Note telling us that helmets are useless? Or is Mello's hair made of pure gold? Perhaps Mello's hair was god's ultimate creation and he thought it shouldn't go to waste...

Or maybe it was burnt and Mello started wearing a wig after that...

*shudder*

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With permish: :icondeathnotefan:
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:icontradewindrain:
Tradewindrain Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2015  Student General Artist
Sad and funny at the same time.
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:iconnicoleokumura:
NicoleOkumura Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015
Thats my Matty, Such a great motivational speaker.... Great at motivating to get me in bed, if you know what i mean Ririchiyo Smirking Icon 
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Lforeverisa Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014
YAY!!!!!! JUST AS I THOUGHT!!!! MELLO'S HAIR IS PERFECT, AND WILL FOREVER BE!!!!!!!!!
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glambert99ash Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
XD
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:iconinvaderzib13:
InvaderZIB13 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes, because no matter what happens, Meloo's hair will forever stay perfet...
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:iconicanthinkofgoodname:
icanthinkofgoodname Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2012  Student Writer
mello's hair can only be damaged when u drop him in the volcano in the lord of the rings
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:iconjadetheotaku:
JadeTheOtaku Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2012
...Perfect explanation.
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:iconicanthinkofgoodname:
icanthinkofgoodname Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2012  Student Writer
but u seriously gotta wonder...
WHAT THE HELL IS HIS HAIR MADE FROM?! Its like chuck norris and a nokia combined.
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:iconjadetheotaku:
JadeTheOtaku Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2012
SERIOUSLY. IT'S MORE INDESTRUCTIBLE THAN THE HULK'S PANTS.
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:iconicanthinkofgoodname:
icanthinkofgoodname Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2012  Student Writer
who the hell were the parents? no normal person can have a kid that has hair stronger than chuck norris and a nokia combined.
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:iconjadetheotaku:
JadeTheOtaku Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2012
Maybe that's why he was an orphan... The CIA had to kill his parents for creating an indestructible child. @_@ But Mello escaped. Oh, I think the plot bunny is paying me a visit...
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:iconicanthinkofgoodname:
icanthinkofgoodname Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2012  Student Writer
yes. yes he is.
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:iconerrantimpulses:
errantimpulses Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol - I always wondered about that. This only further supports my "Mello didn't actually die" hypothesis. It's all an elaborate scheme - one to rival light's!
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:iconjinkers:
jinkers Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2012  Student General Artist
thats an interesting pint, why didnt his hair get singed.maybe he somehow used his face to protect his hair O_o
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:iconjinkers:
jinkers Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2012  Student General Artist
i meant point**
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:iconbluevelvetwings:
bluevelvetwings Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Yes. lol yes.

...also his eyelashes don't even get burned. Unless he's wearing eyeliner the whole time O.o
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Art-in-heart4va Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2012  Student
Now that u mention it!:XD:
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:iconhefeigal:
hefeigal Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Matt is the most wonderful motivational speaker ever. I'd love to have him yelling at me about my hair while in the hospital. :D
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willycat97 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012
that is awesome i love it and matt is a motivational speaker and i love how he is yelling that at mello it is so cute :D
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:iconcielxsebastian2:
cielxsebastian2 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
this is so funny
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Okirimono Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2012  Student General Artist
Now that I think about it...his gas mask must've melted onto his face because of the explosion but his mask didn't have a back just straps so his hair might have burnt where the strap was but the rest of his hair covers his baldness. .....I know I know I think too much.

Anyone noticed how he suddenly stopped taking care of his hair after the explosion. His hair was always so neatly combed before that and after he started hanging out with Matt again he's like oh fuck that I'm not combing my hair! Probably a result of Matt telling him his hair looks awesome. He went from Legolas to Aragorn.
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:iconokirimono:
Okirimono Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012  Student General Artist
God is just very impressed with how much a boy can confuse people by having girl's hair so he thought he should give it divine protection or something.
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:iconhefeigal:
hefeigal Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
The answer is simple: Mello's hair is indestructible. He's just that kind of awesome.
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KseniaStotchB Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2012
I lol'd so hard when I read this XD
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:iconaskmatt:
AskMatt Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2012
Damn straight i should get that part time job.
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:icontheheartofanime:
theheartofanime Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
your alive! :o
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:iconaskmatt:
AskMatt Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012
I'v always been alive
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:icontheheartofanime:
theheartofanime Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
b-but you died during the kira case, IM HAPPY YOU LIVED :D
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AskMatt Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012
What? Oh, that was just a decoy.
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:icontheheartofanime:
theheartofanime Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
ahh, it all makes sense now, well, im extreemley happy to find out you survived matt :)
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chibi129 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol yeaa
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NobodyNaboru Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2012  Hobbyist
takes talent lol
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yogika Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012   Traditional Artist
lol...poor Mello.. he has amazing hair indeed!!XD!!
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:iconmidoriarainai:
MidoriArainai Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2011  Student Artist
Lol sadly i would say the same thing XD
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:iconniccirudy:
niccirudy Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
yeah, i have crazy OCD concerning his hair, i always draw him with shorter hair on his left side xP lmao
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RyuuzakiLawliet87 Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2011
XDDD this is what im gonna tell somebody i know when theyre in the hospital lmao~! Great job!! XD
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xPegasusx Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOLOLOL XD I love this so much XD Rofl
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anjap49 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2011
lol :DD
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:iconannasvip:
Annasvip Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2011
That's right! I was thinking about it... how could his hair survive?
It's immortal! Which is great, because his hair is so beautiful.
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FizzyMoon98 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
now that you mention it, mello's hair IS indestructible!!! But I guess it adds to his badass factor. ): even after he died of a heart attack his hair was still perfect. What does it mean?!
But enough about that. this is really funny, I really like it :D
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Purple14Dragon Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2011  Student Writer
wow matt sucks at motivational speaking, but mello's hair has just motivated ME!! ; ) : D
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:iconviciouskitteh:
viciouskitteh Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
this just made my day :)
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:iconmiajoie:
miajoie Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
No offense, but your artist comments are the reason I faved this comic. I can't stop giggling. I bet his hair really is made of pure gold!! *drools* *giggles*
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:icon16blacknight:
16blacknight Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2010
thise is awsome
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:iconjocund-slumber:
jocund-slumber Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2010
Matt: At LEAST your hair looks great!
Mello: *mmf mmf mmf mmf* (Oh shuddup)
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:icondisney-shit23:
Disney-shit23 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2010
haha :XD:, maybe
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:iconrosefox101:
RoseFox101 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2010  Student General Artist
i'm gonna go with my theory: surgery. it is expencive magic, but hey, he's the leader of the mafia. :D
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:icontheheartofanime:
theheartofanime Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
he got gold implanted in his head so that it looks like hair XD
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:iconpureorchid:
PureOrchid Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2010
I was trying not to laugh out loud,
Cause my sister would be like wtf and stuff,
but then,
my side exploded,
and it was like this, sick cry and laugh put together.
My sister was like, wtf.
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Ciels-hat Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2010
Lol, If he did this to people who are so sick they have no chance of recovering, they'll probably get better in a week XD Matt has as much powers as Mello's hair.
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